bless $TheChild; # plain and simple
$child = fork; # a little more literal,
bless $child; # but much less a good idea
s/the//; # I love this movie
$SIG{'Slayer'} = Buffy();
sub Buffy { kill 9, $vampire; }
if ($vampire = fork) { sleep 2; Buffy(); }
else { print "Muhaha, I killed Buffy!"; }
$destination[-1];
$legend{'fist'}
# end of mine
q { # quoting japhy:
sub tomorrow { return; die; }
} # das beautiful
q { # quoting spacewarp:
" " . "lost" . " ";
} # das good, but "Lost in White Space" popped into my mind first
q { # quoting brovnik:
close(encounters/3) || kind();
} # mine would be: close($kind[2]{'encounters'});
# Dross, Professional Dullard