If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you...

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Re: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by koolgirl (Hermit) on Sep 03, 2011 at 11:41 UTC
I do what all other females do, freak out and touch every centimeter of my face until you tell me it's gone... "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.." -- George Bernard Shaw	[reply]
Re^2: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by Anonymous Monk on Sep 04, 2011 at 09:55 UTC
You got a spot on your third cheek >)	[reply]
Re^3: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by Argel (Prior) on Sep 06, 2011 at 20:16 UTC
And you have a bright flaming red hand print on at least one of your cheeks!! (^_^) Elda Taluta; Sarks Sark; Ark Arks My deviantART gallery	[reply]
Re: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by hardburn (Abbot) on Sep 02, 2011 at 12:43 UTC
Invade Poland "There is no shame in being self-taught, only in not trying to learn in the first place." -- Atrus, Myst: The Book of D'ni.	[reply]
Re^2: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by Boldra (Deacon) on Sep 12, 2011 at 07:35 UTC
Emily Post's Etiquette guide suggests that this is the wrong response. - Boldra	[reply]
Re: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by raybies (Chaplain) on Sep 01, 2011 at 12:46 UTC
Have you ever told someone they had something stuck in their teeth and they say something sheepish or defensive like, "I know. I wanted it there." ? I've a coworker that said that... I think he was so afraid to make a low impression of himself that he didn't want to admit that spinach in his teeth was not a weakness for which any of us would've held it against him... of course his response made me think, "How pathetic." Heheh... :) I was thinking... "Riiiiiiight. So now we're putting spinach in our teeth as a new trend in mouth decorations!" When someone points out you've got a booger, thank them. I'd want to know if I had one. it's a simple matter of common courtesy, not their attempt to point our your character flaws... sheesh. :)	[reply]
Re^2: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by FloydATC (Deacon) on Sep 02, 2011 at 21:45 UTC
I usually quip something like that; I thought I was just making jokes but you just made me realize I obviously have serious issues with my self esteem. Either that, or someone just needs to lighten up :-) -- Time flies when you don't know what you're doing	[reply]
Re: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by syphilis (Archbishop) on Sep 01, 2011 at 13:06 UTC
Naturally, I'd grab your left cheek, and walk off with it ;-) Cheers, Rob	[reply]
Re: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by Tux (Canon) on Sep 01, 2011 at 10:46 UTC
Other action: I ask what "something" there is there Enjoy, Have FUN! H.Merijn	[reply]
Re: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by rgiskard (Hermit) on Sep 01, 2011 at 11:37 UTC
I voted as my "other" action.	[reply]
Re: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by blue_cowdawg (Monsignor) on Sep 01, 2011 at 14:37 UTC
Wonder if there were a multi-legged creature there.... Peter L. Berghold -- Unix Professional Peter -at- Berghold -dot- Net; AOL IM redcowdawg Yahoo IM: blue_cowdawg	[reply]
Re^2: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by roboticus (Chancellor) on Sep 01, 2011 at 15:38 UTC
blue_cowdawg: Why the qualifier? I think I'd be equally concerned with a zero or one legged creature on my cheek. ;^D ...roboticus When your only tool is a hammer, all problems look like your thumb.	[reply]
Re^3: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by raybies (Chaplain) on Sep 02, 2011 at 11:57 UTC
Obviously it has to have two legs if it has a left and right cheek, as the cheeks are just above each leg. :) I'm a bit concerned, the advocacy of this poll... grabbing cheeks... aren't we getting a bit cheeky? --Ray	[reply]
Re: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by ChuckularOne (Prior) on Sep 01, 2011 at 17:09 UTC
I usually brush my beard with my hand.	[reply]
Re: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by fisher (Priest) on Sep 07, 2011 at 08:57 UTC
I wonder - how can I have something on your left cheek	[reply]
Re: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by Anonymous Monk on Sep 01, 2011 at 10:55 UTC
other action KO	[reply]
Re: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by ambrus (Abbot) on Sep 28, 2011 at 08:27 UTC
Examine my face in a mirror. (Update: get horrified on how bad my hair looks. Try to fix hair. Forget about the something on my cheek entirely.) Exception is if I'm in the crazy building Z of the university which is ten stories high but doesn't have a mirror in any men's room, nor even traces to show that there ever was a mirror installed. In that case, I'd try to rub my cheek with a paper tissue.	[reply]
Re: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by talexb (Chancellor) on Sep 28, 2011 at 01:09 UTC
Interestingly, I touched my left cheek as I read it -- but if I'd seen you do it, I might have touched my right cheek. Alex / talexb / Toronto "Groklaw is the open-source mentality applied to legal research" ~ Linus Torvalds	[reply]
Re: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by Anonymous Monk on Sep 07, 2011 at 09:11 UTC
I remind you, its impolite to point, and invite you to get it :)	[reply]
Re: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by AI Cowboy (Beadle) on Sep 22, 2011 at 07:07 UTC
What Would Collin Mockery Do?	[reply]
Re: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by FloydATC (Deacon) on Sep 30, 2011 at 04:52 UTC
Other action: Ask to have it back from your left cheek please -- Time flies when you don't know what you're doing	[reply]
Re: If I told you "you have something here" as I touch my left cheek, do you... by fernandes (Monk) on Sep 24, 2011 at 04:54 UTC
Good question. People that does not use the mirror convention could be tracked also on other behaviours.	[reply]


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