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Re^2: Developing a module, how do you do it ?by BrowserUk (Patriarch) |
on Feb 29, 2012 at 05:40 UTC ( [id://956862]=note: print w/replies, xml ) | Need Help?? |
Somewhere in the Home Counties circa. 1930.Lady Jane picks up the telephone receiver, "jiggles" -- she was assured that was the right term -- the contact "thingy" on the cradle -- she knew that wasn't the right term, but no one seemed to know what it was called -- a few times. Placing the receiver close to her ear, she waited. Presently, she heard the unfamiliar, but renowned, shrill squealed greeting of the County telephonic operator -- the Estate operator really; but since the Estate encompassed pretty much the entire county, they very much were one and the same thing. "Oper'ta. 'ho can I get for yur love?" "Good morning. Mrs Patterson. And how are you today?" she enquired. Civility & proprietary, hallmarks of her breeding, she thought. "Oh M'lady. I'm ... I'm very well. Thank you M'lady. Sorry, When your line rang I assumed it would be Tollerson calling, I ..." Cutting her off. "No matter, Mrs Patterson. I wonder if you would be so kind as to put me in touch with my husbands office." "Of course M'Lady. Right away. Won' be buta jiffy..." She could hear frantic activity and indiscernible snippets of hushed conversation at the other end. "Oh, and Mrs Patterson, since it is becoming the done thing to use the infernal contraptions oneself, and we are likely to be talking to each other on a more regular basis from now on, do drop the "M'lady". Call me Lady Jane. It it the 19030s all said and done". "Of course M'l.. I mean Lady Jane. Thank you M ... Um Lady Jane. Would ya mind 'olding for a few seconds, I need to talk to the receptionist at t'other end. "Certainly". A few seconds went by. "Okay Lady Jane, I'm putting you through to Miss Frobershire now. Go ahead caller." "Hello", Lady Jane enquired tentatively. "Hello, Lady Jane, Miss Frobershire here. How may I help you?" "I wonder if you could convey a message to my husband for me?" "Perhaps I could put you through to his secretary, Mrs Lyons?" "Oh yes. That's a very good idea. Please do." "Okay, please hold." "Oh and .." but the lne was dead. She waited and after a few moments she heard. "Mrs Lyons, I have Sir John's wife, Lady Jane on the line for you." "Hello? Lady Jane. Is something wrong?"Enquired Mrs Lyons. "No no. I just wanted to get a message to my husband. Nothing terribly urgent, but he told me that I really should make the effort to use this thing. We apparently pay quite a lot of money for the privilege of having it, and it sits here day and night mostly doing nothing." "I see Lady Jane, well Sir John is in a meeting with the PM right now, I don't think that I should interrupt him if it isn't urgent." "No, not urgent at all. Perhaps you could take a message and see he gets it?" "Of course Lady Jane. How would you like the message to read?" "Please ask him to swing by Fortnum & Masons and pick up a jar of their wonderful Potted Shrimps, only his mother is calling in for tea tomorrow and she does so love them." "Is that all Lady Jane?" "Yes... er. rather no. Could you also ask him not to be late home this evening as the Fothering-Smythes are coming for dinner and they are such a bore. I need him here to prevent me falling asleep in my soup course." "Certainly Lady Jane. Is that all?" "Yes. Thank you, Mrs Lyons. That's all. Goodbye." "Goodbye Lady Jane". The line went dead. "What do I do now?", she though. And settled upon replacing the receiver on its cradle. Leap forward 80 years to present day.Jane picked up her cellphone, swiped it unlocked and touched the contacts app. Swiped down until she found her boyfriends number, touched the txt icon and typed: "Pick up takeaway on your way home -- Chinese or Indian. XXX" and hit send. "I probably should have abbreviated some of that, but it always takes me longer to decide how to abbreviate it than to type it in full.", she thought smiling to herself. "How old fashioned I am.". And proceeded to the next task on her to-do list. We programmers have revolutionised and (in most cases) simplified the operating procedures of virtually every industry on earth. Except our own, which has gotten stuck somewhere in the 1970s, Same tools; same working procedures; same labour intensive, manual step 1; manual step 2; manual step 3, .... go to step 1; that we've being following for the last 30+ years. Except the list of steps has become longer. With Perl, we got rid of two steps (compile & link), but then introduced six more by way of compensation. There has to be a better way. There *is* a better way -- and no, I'm not talking about GUI-IDEs with code wizards. But certainly some of the functionality of the better ones would be a good start.
And pigs will fly, world hunger will end and all will be right with the world :)
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