Flickering japh

[Grimy]

(Original concept by davido)

use strict;for(q)Just another Perl hacker)){$|^=@_=map{sub{[sub{$^N^(
pop&&q q q||qq qq)if/\G(.)/g}->((*0=sub{rand})->()<1e-2)||q$,$,$!+++&
0**-.2]}}/./mg=>$<;for(;;){my$_;{print+map{$_->[0]}@{[[qq]\xD]],sort{
$a->[1]<=>$b->[~0]}map{$_->$_}@_=>]}}select$_->[0],$,,$,,&0**5;die:}}

Edited to avoid the warning.

[davido]

Oh yeah, I remember that: Nervous sub.

I do get a warning since you're using ?.? as a pattern match delimiter without specifying 'm' in front of it. You might either suppress the warning, or add the 'm' in the appropriate place. I know that may deobfuscate slightly, but so does the warning. :)

Cool way of doing it, and golfed down to four lines of code where mine was five. :)