A partial index in appreciation of the altruism (Re^4: Persuading turkeys to vote for christmas)

• If I'm wrong, PROVE IT! Otherwise, shut the f*** up.
  • Re^7: Patch an old Perl version
• You really are a dumb-arse.
  • Re^3: How would you parse this?
• Instead you write crap like this.
  • Re^3: RFC extending Benchmark.pm to facilitate CODEHASHREF
• No shit Sherlock :)
  • Re^4: Comparing two arrays
• And no. Not a f***** chance. GO AWAY!
  • Re^4: Using 64 Bit Perl for Production Scripts.
• you'd make some attempt to verify a wild-assed guess
  • Re^2: Check randomly generated numbers have not been used before
• live in the real -- asynchronous -- world, where shit happens.
  • The problem with "The Problem with Threads"
• Or "F*ck you Jack, I'm all right!"
  • Re^2: The future of Perl?
• differences make Python a piss poor substitute for Perl.
  • Re: The future of Perl? (The why, and my take.)
• and recriminations pointless. As the saying goes: Piss, or get off the pot.
  • Re^4: The future of Perl?
• Twat. Both syntaxes being discussed "already exist
  • Re^2: Why Moose uses this syntax??!!
• f*** up implementation
  • Re: Desperately need help with threaded socket
• Write-once variables are a piss poor substitute; an anathema to Perl
  • Re^2: How to interpolate CONSTANTS in Here docs?
• Twat! It will be a module on cpan as soon as
  • Re^4: Design thoughts: iterator invalidation
• $10,000 == $10,000. QED. B***shit!
  • Re^6: write hash to disk after memory limit
• d he could make it transparent; and now we're all f*****!
  • Re^2: Character in 'b' format wrapped in unpack
• Perl has silently and unwantedly f***** my data. Broken!
  • Re^4: Character in 'b' format wrapped in unpack
• Dickhead!
  • Re^13: [OT] How about a 'Related Topics' (Off Topic) Section?
• My app. All my own work. Twat!
  • Re^6: Need more precision.
• all those nay-sayers -- the cowardly little shits that yap anonymously from the side lines
  • Re^2: Terminal decline?
• I knew you'd see through the bullshit!
  • Re^5: Nobody Expects the Agile Imposition (Part VIII): Software Craftsmanship
• No shit Sherlock!
  • Re^4: Nobody Expects the Agile Imposition (Part VIII): Software Craftsmanship
• comeback and defend it with a bunch of made up crap; is just vintage ikegami.
  • Re^7: Can It Be Written In Base X With Only 1s And 0s
• FIXED! FIXED!? You make shit up.
  • Re^11: Can It Be Written In Base X With Only 1s And 0s
• in a vain attempt to cover up the shit you've stirred.
  • Re^15: Can It Be Written In Base X With Only 1s And 0s
• P>There is some asinine pedant in p5p adding this shit. I guess I could look up who
  • Re^5: local our $var; What does it do?
• Why the F*** does Micr$oft name things with overloaded words?
  • Re^3: Suppress windows cmd for system command in Perl
• n, lay the table and change the rope. Deedee's ex f*** for using er. Grope I, won't convert me. I pee in the cream
  • Re^3: Suppress windows cmd for system command in Perl
• ing counter-productive; automated bean-counting a piss-poor substitute for open and blame-free peer supp
  • Re: Beyond Agile: Subsidiarity as a Team and Software Design Principle
• -- but your over-literal interpretation of it is crap.
  • Re^8: Beyond Agile: Subsidiarity as a Team and Software Design Principle
• a "fact" for you. You are talking out of your arse.
  • Re^10: Beyond Agile: Subsidiarity as a Team and Software Design Principle
• apable of learning; just not from people who make shit up and pass it off as knowledge.
  • Re^6: threads->create hangs (vs fork)
• Bullshit! As normal. Why do you bother?
  • Re^5: Disadvantage of not supporting pthreads in perl and how perl overcomes? (cores)
• I was gonna let this slide; but f*** it. You need to learn a lesson.
  • Re^9: capturing output of system call inside a thread
• Twat!
  • Re^2: Perl threads - parallel run not working
• No shit Sherlock!
  • Re^3: What would be the most significant thing to happen if a rope (or wire) tied the Earth and the Moon together?
• known as "Unicode". What price your pedantry now? Twat!
  • Re^6: Mixed Unicode and ANSI string comparisons?
• e entirely with those that have to deal with this shit; I'm in a position where I don't have to
  • Re^2: Mixed Unicode and ANSI string comparisons?
• but PM truncated it, and I'm too pissed off to try and re-create it.
  • Re^7: Perl-5.22.1 in ARM system (And yet expedient; and necessary!)
• The problem was not taking the piss about the company's products
  • Re^8: How to slice complicated string into an array
• thinking that's shite, but house rules
  • Re^4: The significance of 2010-03-16? (total node reputation)
• See what I mean about people "responding" to shit they make up. And perpetuating a non-argument for
  • Re^4: The significance of 2010-03-16?
• g; you just need to learn how to read you fatuous f***wit.
  • Re^6: The significance of 2010-03-16?
• much less some half-arsed, pseudo-statistical piece of shit'n'shinola code
  • Re^6: Persuading turkeys to vote for christmas

Had to remove a couple false positives manually, like Hardon (Collider). I would talk about your frequent misspellings, improper casing, bad HTML taking up screen space in every post, rather flexible dictionary meanings in discussions, shoddy grammar, and such but that would just be pedantic and you already taught me that lesson, as you promised. All part of your humble efforts to further your altruism here.

You boasted recently in the middle of being offended that you are hard to offend. Of all the monks currently active, I offer the list above as partial proof that you are the easiest to offend and the fastest to reach for nastiness, epithets, and hyperbole as rebuttal. If this simple profanity search through a fraction of your posts could instead be targeted for overreaction, insults, and abusive language, the list would be five times as long. Congratulations on your mission to save the Perl hoi polloi from our crap algorithms and wrongthink.