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Look into the Magic 8 Ball to find the answers you so need. This will work WAY better than brian's Guide to Solving Any Perl Problem for answering those tough debugging questions.

Perl Programmer: Why won't my code compile?
8 Ball: Yes, definately

You can't pay for that kind of help ;)

Props to Erudil's Camel Code whose code munging technique I used, good stuff
Instructions: copy to a file and execute as a normal perl script.
Magic 8 Ball is a registered trademark of Mattel

#!/usr/bin/perl use strict; $_=q`seek(D ATA,30,0);local$/;$_=< DATA>;/8{6}(.*)8{6}/s;($a=$1) =~s/\s+(8+\s+)*//g;$a=~s/X/\040/g ;my@eight=split/888/,$a;@eight=split/ 8/,$eight[rand(20)];s/(\s+88\s*(8?88)?\ s+)/$b=int((length($1)-length($eight[0] ))\/2);sprintf("%-".length($1)."s","\040" x$b.shift(@eight) )/eg;print;"88888 888888X8Outlook8 88888 Good8888Outlook8 NotXSo8Good8888 88 88 MyXReply8IsXNo8 888Don't8Count8 88888 OnXIt8888YouXMa y8RelyXOnXIt888 88 88 8Ask8Again8Late r8888Most8Likely 88888 8888Cannot8Predi ct8Now8888X8Yes88 88Yes8Definitely8 888Better8NotXXTell8YouXNow8888ItXIs8Cert ain8888Very8Doubtful8888ItXIs8Decidedly 8So8888Concentrate8and8Ask8Again8888Sig ns8Point8ToXYes8888MyXSources8SayXNo8 888Without8a8Doubt888Reply8Hazy,8 Try8Again8888AsXIXSee8It,XY es888888"`;s/\s//g;eval ;__DATA__

 

Edit: jdalbec pointed out definately if spelled definitely, teach me not to spell check my web sources :) Thanks.
Edit2 Ack! I got code crap on the perl line in the last edit! Oops.

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