I know nothing. Anything you think I know, you are almost certainly wrong. Yet, paradoxically, I am not stupid, tho I may occasionally appear to be so. I definitely want to amend my ignorance, however.
If you want to look at my personal webpage it is here. If you wish to send me an email I'm thrilled to hear from you, but please put something indicating why you're emailing me in the subject line along with an indication that you are a perlmonk. I tend to delete random 'spammy' looking emails from unknown sources.
I work as a linguist and I help to produce text to speech software. If you want to look at my employers' webpage it is here. I like my job.