Re^3: What can bring the excitement back to Perl?

We need a new marketing slogan.

Perl, the language of choice for implementing privacy-invading, malware-spreading, time-wasting zombie apocalypse simulators for Facebook.

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Re^4: What can bring the excitement back to Perl? by doom (Deacon) on Apr 05, 2008 at 01:43 UTC
If you don't use perl then you don't SUPPORT OUR TROOPS! If you don't program in perl, then the TERRORISTS win! All other languages want to implement SOCIALIZED MEDICINE, and RAISE YOUR TAXES! And open the border to MEXICO! And maybe even CUBA!	[reply]

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