Been programming in Perl for 10 years, since someone at university showed me how cool it was :-)
Been programming since I was 10 (over 20 years now). My first ever program asked you "Do you have smelly socks (Y/n)?"
Yes I know it should have been "Hello World!" but I was young and reckless.
For more about me you can check out my homepage - www.vagnerr.com
PS. I also maintain a humour archive called The Loony Bin. Whilst there is no perl running it right now, that will change so stay tuned.
PPS. In case you were wondering about the photo, no it is not photoshopped. The photo was taken "live" by Julian Cash while at ApacheCon US 2005. For more photos like this one check out http://www.ediblelight.com/.