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Catapult test payloads

Are you nuts?!?? That is what cows are for!

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Re: Re: Pumpkins are best used for...
by tbone1 (Monsignor) on Oct 31, 2003 at 13:46 UTC

    I prefer catapult testing with lawyers: fewer PETA demonstrators and much more applause.

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    tbone1
    Ain't enough 'O's in 'stoopid' to describe that guy.
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          fewer PETA demonstrators and much more applause.

      Launching a few PETA demonstrators ain't so bad either...

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        Launching pumpkins is really cool. The PETA idea may even be better. Last year I came up with an alternative group called People for the Ethical Treatment of Plants and Everything Vegatable (aka PET PEV). Launching a few of the PETA people could prove very interesting.....food for thought (probably animal based).
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      How about weasels? Fired *at* the lawyers. Mmmm, lawyer with a face full of enraged weasel ...
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        Yeah, but weasels will not attack lawyers. It's a professional courtesy sort of thing. (For the same reason, lawyers can safely swim in shark-infested waters.)
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      PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals
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Re: Re: Pumpkins are best used for...
by yosefm (Friar) on Oct 31, 2003 at 21:37 UTC
    Just because it's been done by Monty Python doesn't mean it's the only thing to fling (It's a link to the catapult Chris used on Northern Exposure).
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