in reply to Most of the email spam I get is:
If pr0n isn't in vast amounts for the day, then undecipherable jibberish about v|agra could be second contender. Let's see...
I am not: Gay, Short-Packaged, Unable to get it up, or in need of that financing information I requested two days ago. Oh yeah! I'm not a woman either, so I don't need to worry about my boob-size.
Lucky for me, I've got a spam-filter.