in reply to You know you've been programming in Perl too long when...

5. You /msg your boss telling him to format his code properly.

4. You submit your colleague's new shirt for consideration -> Delete! Reason : Too 80s

3. You type "/me runs off to work" on a mail to your boss.

2. You proclaim "localtime(),All!" when you enter the office.

And the number one hint you've been on PerlMonks too long...

1. You ++ your spouse on her/his performance last night.

Note : Number 1 is purely hypothetical and I never did it.  Honest.

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(Guildenstern) Re: You know you've been a member of PerlMonks too long when...
by Guildenstern (Deacon) on Aug 01, 2001 at 18:37 UTC
Re: You know you've been a member of PerlMonks too long when...
by xphase_work (Pilgrim) on Aug 01, 2001 at 21:25 UTC
    3. You type "/me runs off to work" on a mail to your boss.

    Even better is when you realize that you have to go do something and think:

    /me goes off to buy some groceries.

    --xPhase