My chatterbox told me this morning:

"Happy Monkday!! You've been here 11 invigorating years. We are always the same age inside. Gertrude Stein"

Hahaha.... How long has this feature been around? Did I just not happen to pop in on March 15th for the last 10 years?

Edit: Turns out according to Re: "Happy MonkDay" notice this has been around since 2006. Wow!