in reply to TIEOWTTI

In stranger moments, I've considered an XML programming language:
<program main="print_hello"> <routine name="print_hello"> <print>hello</print> </routine> </program>

Of course, this isn't TOO different from XSLT, just a change in emphasis really. But still, practically any human-usable language will have MTOWTDI. We are creatures of ambiguity.

stephen