(humor) Doctor Fun, would you please take the stand?

It has long been suspected, your honor, that the defendant has been a lurking AnonyMonk.   A substantial body of strongly supporting evidence has been amassed that does indeed confirm this suspicion.   Articles one through forty are hereby presented to the court.

(hands large manilla envelope to bailiff)

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this damning evidence proves beyond a shadow of a doubt the guilt of the defendent, one mister David Farley.

Your honor, if I am *right*,
there will be within seven days...
a new Doctor Fun cartoon...
about...

(pregnant pause)

cheese.

Cheese, I tell you!! (pounds fist against table for emphasis)

    Attorney for the Prosecution,
    Don
    striving toward Perl Adept
    (it's pronounced "why-bick")



~ ARTICLES OF EVIDENCE SUBMITTED TO THE COURT ~
~ NUMBERS ONE THROUGH FORTY ~

Cluesnix
Ghost of Usenet Past
Knuth
Computer Products for the Uninformed
Wacky Things Computer Geeks Buy
Frustrate Your Child With Legos
Wasabi

BigJoe
BigJoe with stapler

Groovy Times (pfunk??)
Baby Carrots (AKA Petruchio??)

tilly
Where Crazed Programmers Are Sent (crazyinsomniac??)
Doctor Latin (mdillon??)
Rocket Powered ZZamboni
King of the Internet (kudra's fiance??)
Shotgun Blast (shotgunefx??)
Vlad's Breakroom
Tin Man
Hate Speech (out of respect for the court, the prosecution refrains from mentioning the name of the referenced monk)

Chipmunk through customs
Chipmunk Noir
Flying Phalangers
Venus Squirrel Trap
Squirrel Gods
Squirrel Regrets
Squirrel Fantasy Role-playing
Squirrel Morality
Nut-vision Goggles
Squirrel Compounds
Squirrel Finishing School
Truly Pathetic Lemmings
Rodent Costume Parties
Bag o'Rabid Weasels
Wet Towel Weasels
Gerbil Accelerator

Robust Connectivity (pair.com??)

Muppet Wisdom (may I respectfully remind your honor of the *very* popular recent poll??)
Muppet Godfather
The Forgotten Muppet

_{Update: added <readmore> tag}

[vladb]

Thanks for touching up on my ancestral roots, Mr. Prosecutor. I'm not exactly positive on the exact time the photo was taken, but it does appear to be that of my late grand grand grand ... father. However murderous beast he was, he had a sharp sense of humor and a bright mind. I'm pleased some of it carried over to myself, the younger Vlad. Clearly, some of my obfuscations and JAPHs are a work of a Perl mad man. ;-)

As for the accused, I do blame Cheese.

note: I actually love the Dr-Fun commic. This is a hilarious post, ybic! ;_). (I ran out of all of my votes today, but will sure give a ++ the first thing tomorrow)

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# Under Construction

[newrisedesigns]

You could write a book on the goings-on of this monestary, so I'm not that surprised that a cartoonist looks towards those wacky, crazy PerlMonks!

These cartoons are pretty damn funny...

John J Reiser
newrisedesigns.com