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Number of beverage containers currently on my desk
I think 1 should have been it's own option. It takes a different kind of person to have multiple containers versus a single :-P I have 2 empty birch beer bottles. 2 bottles. 2 empty bottles.
perl -pew "s/\b;([mnst])/'$1/g"
Re: Number of beverage containers currently on my desk