I searched google for "language" and thought the ranking of various languages interesting and humorous enough to share with you:

1 PHP http://www.php.net/
4 Python http://www.python.org/
6 HTML http://www.w3.org/MarkUp/
7 XML http://www.w3.org/XML/
16 Java http://java.sun.com/
21 Perl http://www.perl.org/
22 Klingon http://www.kli.org/
36 Ruby http://www.ruby-lang.org/en/
37 Chinese http://www.webcom.com/~bamboo/chinese/chinese.html
47 UML http://www.rational.com/uml/index.jsp

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