in reply to I prefer to wear...

Marge: He's going to need, uh... you know, protection.
Guy: Sure... one helmet coming up.
Marge: I was thinking more of... protection... down there (points down).
Guy: Oh, why didn't you say so? Kneepads. You got it.
Marge: (very nervous laugh) I'm talking about his (muffling) personal area.
Guy: Ah ha. Say no more. I read you loud and clear. The old shoulderpads.
Marge: Look... I wanna cup.
Guy: Cup? Could you spell that?
Marge: C-U-P. I wanna C-U... oh my God!

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Re^2: I prefer to wear...
by JediWizard (Deacon) on Oct 21, 2004 at 17:25 UTC

    Bart: There's your answer fish-bulb.

    May the Force be with you
      That still cracks me up every time I hear it...