Alas, during that time I'll be enjoying a wonderful road trip from Ontario west through Alberta. Two weeks of driving, being a tourist, visiting relatives, swimming across small unpolluted lakes, and other miscellanious enjoyment. It'll be a blast, just like last year.
Good luck to all you at YAPC Europe, have tons of fun! I know you'll enjoy the good weather, good fun, good Perl, and especially the cheap beer!