This one was also gathering dust on my hard drive. I think I whipped up quite a few at once several months ago, but didn't want to rapid-fire them into Obfuscated Code. (Note, monks with dust allergies are safe to run this code ;-)

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--chargrill
s**lil*; $*=join'',sort split q**; s;.*;grr; &&s+(.(.)).+$2$1+; $; = qq-$_-;s,.*,ahc,;$,.=chop for split q,,,reverse;print for($,,$;,$*,$/)