in reply to Socks with Sandals:

Not even socks could save scandals

I'm forbidden by the Geneva Convention to expose my feet to open air ( See ABC-weapon clause ), but even if I could I'd rather go barefoot than wear footwear that should have gone with Augustus.
I know they're comfortable... but they look like... well... I guess they'd go well with cotton leggings ;)

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