The woman pictured above is my beautiful wife. We tied the knot on July 1,2000. The ugly, dumpy schmoe with her is me. We've been married a very, very long time, now. She doesn't hate me yet, so maybe it will go the distance, or she's just a glutton for punishment.
My own mod_perl module is actually seeing some use. That is strange, because right after I published it, I realized how useless it really is. Browsers make coding authentication modules very confusing. If you want to help, look up Apache::AuthExpire. I'm currently changing it. I'll let you know when the new version is out.