in reply to What I'd like to tell vroom on the occasion of his wedding:

Take a clue from Paul McCartney.............
#!/usr/bin/perl BEGIN { if ( $she_is_rich ) { require TrustMeHoney; } else { require Prenuptual; } } live_happily_ever_after();

I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth CandyGram for Mongo