in reply to I want more monkquips

Not so much a quips (more lectures) but:

Don't forget you've probably already forgotten, how hard it was to learn what you now take for granted.

And

The point of this place is not: to force newbies to go through the same pain you had to go through.

And

The answers offered here are starting points--not endpoints--to solving your problems.

Examine what is said, not who speaks -- Silence betokens consent -- Love the truth but pardon error.
"Science is about questioning the status quo. Questioning authority".
In the absence of evidence, opinion is indistinguishable from prejudice.
"Too many [] have been sedated by an oppressive environment of political correctness and risk aversion."