in reply to I want more monkquips

Some links from humour page:

A couple of other random ones that spring to mind:

Update:: Some related PM nodes:

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Re^2: I want more monkquips
by Lawliet (Curate) on Apr 11, 2009 at 01:13 UTC

    Some of the ones that I think would work well from those links:

    • I dream in Perl
    • It's all magic.
    • You want it in one line? Does it have to fit in 80 columns?
    • But for some things, Perl just isn't the optimal choice. (yet)
    • The computer should be doing the hard work. That's what it's paid to do, after all.
    • Almost nothing in Perl serves a single purpose.
    • Perl did not get where it is by ignoring psychological factors.

    I don't mind occasionally having to reinvent a wheel; I don't even mind using someone's reinvented wheel occasionally. But it helps a lot if it is symmetric, contains no fewer than ten sides, and has the axle centered. I do tire of trapezoidal wheels with offset axles. --Joseph Newcomer