perl -MPOSIX -e 'sub _{($.,$/)=@_;eval"\$\\.=sprintf\"\%s\",\"".(grep{s/\S/do{(ord($&)<42+4*2**0.42)?chr((42\/3+1)<<3):$&}/ge,42}grep{s%(?!$)%do{$//=2;"\\\/".(($/=~s/\.\S*//)?ceil sqrt 42:int sqrt 42)}%ge,42}sprintf("%x",$.))[0]." \""};@_=(42292,14,32458834,72,58668,5,8469330,32);while(@_){_@_;@_=@_[2..$#_]};print'|tr UNIX~ REWOP|cat -vet

The vet's first diagnosis: The poor kitten seems to be erudite, but it should probably try a diet of less theory, and instead actively some play rounds of golf. Cautious use of source filtering may also provide support in refactoring into a lean beast. @_@