No option for "stay permanently drunk", so I voted for AntiVroom's therapy sessions. I have to pretend to be sane and sober every day, so everyone else should suffer the same fate :)

I didn't believe in evil until I dated it.

In reply to Re: If I were a rich (wo)man... by jepri
in thread If I were a rich (wo)man... by davido

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