wombat has asked for the wisdom of the Perl Monks concerning the following question:

AUGH! Bretheren! You've got to help me! I started taking the midterm in my Perl class, and the questions seemed to be written in MISHMASH I snuck out the back door and pretended like I was going to the loo, but I've come here instead! Please answer all of the following questions for me... Uhh and from the 15 minutes I took looking at the test and panicking, I kinda need these in the next 35 minutes.

Oh no, they've started searching the stalls. They'll soon find me, and I doubt they'll give me extra credit for being able to connect to the site through my Palm pilot rigged to a cell phone. I'm going to go back to the room and spend the next 30 minutes trying to think of excuses, and then I'll projectile vomit towards the front and run out screaming. I'll re-establish the connection, copy the answers, and then turn my paper in in the hubbub and confusion. Since I've never been to the professor's office hours or discussion section, I don't think he knows my name, and thus won't be able to find my test amid the swarms of others. Okay.. .hurry now!



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Re: I need answers QUICKLY!
by c-era (Curate) on Oct 23, 2000 at 23:35 UTC
    Here are the answers:
    1 - B
    2 - A
    3 - D
    4 - C
    EC - E

    I hope that helps ;)
      No - I think #4 was A, because C was not discovered until 1969 ;)

      Seriously, I am starting to think we need a Humor section. wombat, you really crack me up.

Re: I need answers QUICKLY!
by Anonymous Monk on Oct 26, 2007 at 05:05 UTC
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Re: I need answers QUICKLY!
by Anonymous Monk on Dec 19, 2007 at 00:17 UTC
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Re: I need answers QUICKLY!
by Anonymous Monk on Oct 12, 2012 at 18:51 UTC