From the Simpsons
: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again. Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator KaÖ Bob Dole.
: I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent blood bath.
From the sky comes a scream, as Homer is crashing right into the Capitol. A few footsteps later, he comes running down the stairs.
: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. Theyíre nothing but hideous space reptiles.
<audience gasps in terror>
: Itís true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? Itís a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.
: Heís right, this is a two-party system.
Random Man 2
: Well, I believe Iíll vote for a third-party candidate.
Go ahead, throw your vote away.
<Kang and Kodos laugh out loud>