in reply to not quite the NSW State Premier

I would have thought that the test would have been if (!exists $journalist{$boyfriend}) { then go on to evaluate the possibility of a fork. But then again, I'm not in politics - My parents were married when I was conceived *grin*

 

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Re^2: not quite the NSW State Premier
by Anonymous Monk on Aug 31, 2005 at 03:34 UTC
    Nah, if the boyfriend isn't there he just jumps straight in for the touch. Some careful evaluation is needed if the boy's there tho.
    $beer starts off way too low. We'll never get the possiblity of a slap from a journalist that way. Needs something to bump it above 6 first.
    is $suspicions assumed to be a negative number if "neutral" ? Makese sense then I guess... but maybe while $suspicions-- could work too. Print a counter release until suspicions have been settled.

    Oh, and yes, very funny :)