Re^2: poll ideas quest 2015

A golfed answer
An answer using a hitherto unknown CPAN module to solve the problem in an unseen and cool manner
A link to an answer at xkcd
A stunning answer solving the problem in a (though not mentioned as being of some such in the OP) RDBMS, LDAP, XML, web technology, perl data language, crypto or similar context
A wrong answer that needs corrective measures real urgently
Trolls trolling further down the thread
A shiny perl6 solution

Cheers, Sören

Créateur des bugs mobiles - let loose once, run everywhere.
(hooked on the Perl Programming language)

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