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in reply to Your favorite Muppet:

Statler and Waldorf. They had to be drinking the whole time, in that little booth. They easily took the Wakka out of Fozzie...
Statler: Shakesphere would have hated that!
Waldorf: You should know, you dated his sister!
Both: (laugh)
Statler: Boy, was she ugly.