in reply to If I *had* to pick, I'd pick:

CORRECT!!! I believe this to be a trick question. Correct is the only logical answer. If something is correct, it will be consistent, complete, the fasted possible and still maintain all other options "consistently, as simple as possible in order to maintain the fastest possible speed consistently and completely, and beautiful since it is going to be perfectly correct.

Another job would be an incorrect answer because that would mean NO PERL.

And I never pick my nose INCORRECTLY.