in reply to My Favorite Holy War is:

Well, you already got "$language is really OO vs. No, it isn't", but you're missing my favourite: "procedural vs. OO"
  • Why on earth are you doing this with OOP?
  • It's simpler for the user and more obvious.
  • Not it's not. And pure subs are a lot faster too.
  • ...

Entropy is the tendency of everything going to hell.