in reply to Preferred way of deciding the President for once and all
My preferred way? Duel at dawn, carried on CSPAN and CSPAN2,
If CNN, CBS, NBC,FOX want to broadcast they are told to go
to hell. No proxies allowed, no champions, just the candidates
in a steel cage deathmatch. Allow the personalities from the
WWF to provide the commentary and let Stone Cold Steve Austin
interview the winner. If the winner / wanker pisses off Stone Cold, he stomps
a mudhole in his ass and walks it dry. The U.S. gets a
real BadAss for a president, lawyers go into hiding until 2004,
Jack Valenti is forced to wrestle "The Rock" in a "no holds
barred" match. Napster will remain a free service and President
Austin use the White House broadband connection to download
all the Metallica he wants because he's the president and "thats
the bottom line".
What a country,
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