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in reply to Undetectable Keylogger

I'd be happy to send you one. In order to send it, I'll need your passport ID, your bank account number and PIN, and a complete sexual history. Please put these on your scratchpad and I'll send you the keylogger as soon as I've verified the information by undetectably keylogging you.