Sorry, should have provided wanted output. That's what I ended up with on my first try :-) wanted output:Cheers anyway!
$VAR1 = [ [ 'single', 'cell', 'values' ], [ 'are', 'really', 'easy' ], [ 'but', 'these', 'aren\'t' ], [ 'multiline', 'cells', 'suck' ], [ 'stilton', 'is', 'great' ], [ 'back', 'to', 'life' ], [ 'back', 'to', 'reality', 'with', 'more', 'cells' ] ];
Kids, you tried your hardest, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try.