OK, so I was bored last night aso I decided to create my Perl Geek code. Much to my surprise I could not find one! So I wasn't bored anymore ;--)
So here is a preliminary version, with probably some missing fields and definitely some missing descriptions. Feel free to add yours, and next time I'm bored I'll compile them into a definitive one (and I'll write the decoder).
Perl Development
c core hacker
c++++ I am Larry Wall c+++ I am or I have been a pumpkin c++ I have patches in the last 3 releases of Perl c+ I once had a patch c I post on p5p c- I read p5p c-- p5p? c---
Perl Skills
W wizardry
W++++ I am Mark-Jason Dominus W+++ I have to use no strict in most of my scripts W++ I use closures and dynamically generated code W+ W W- I use strict but warnings are a pain W-- strict? -w? Yeah right! W! I only write one-liners any
R regular expressions
R++++ I am Ilya or Jeff Friedl R+++ I use (?<!pattern) and (?{code}) on a regular bases R++ I have been known to use s///ee R+ I understand "Death to DotStar" and when I have to use \1 instead of $1 R I use regular expressions quite often but I am always a little uncomfortable with them R- why can't you do tr/&/&/ ? R-- regular expressions is a fancy name for line noise R--- I don't need no stinkin' regular expression, all of my data is XML
PU pack/unpack
P++++ I use pack and unpack to speedup my sort routines P! I pack and unpack my suitcase
MA map
E eval
M Modules
M++++ I am Damian Conway M+++ Some of my modules are part of the core distribution M++ I have one or more module on CPAN M+ I write my own modules and use them as much as I can M I use modules from CPAN M- I only use modules from the core dstribution M-- I don't like modules and I don't use them M! I only write one-liners any
O Objects
O++++ I am Damian Conway O+++ I have written O! I am Tom Christiansen
C cgi
C++++ I am Lincol Stein C+++ I write (good) books about CGI and Perl C++ I use CGI.pm, the Template Toolkit and HTML::Parser C+ I use CGI.pm and the taint mode C I use CGI.pm but I am not that sure my scripts are secure C- CGI is best done with print and parsing CGI queries by hand C-- I try to avoid doing CGI at all costs C--- What's that CGI thingie anyway? C! My company won't do CGI, it is not secure
D dbi
D++++ I am Tim Bunce
S sysadmin
X XML
X++++ I am Matt Sergeant or Clark Cooper X+++ I have writen XML modules that ended up on CPAN X++ I can tell how XML::DOM differs from XML::Twig and I use both X+ I use XML::Simple X XML... that's on my TODO list X- Yeah I know, XML is great, but why is it such a pain to use? X-- My boss would like me too use this XML thingie, I don't think so! X--- What is XML? X! I HATE XML, it is a creation of the evil empire to destroy us all, I am Jon Barger
T Perl/Tk
Community
PM Perlmonk
WP++++ I am Vroom WP+++ I am a Saint WP++ I am an Abbot or above WP+ I have my picture on my homenode WP I Can't vote yet, but I will soon WP- I am not interested in Perl Monks WP-- I am Princepawn
MO Perl Monger
PM++++ I am Brian D. Foy PM+++ I founded a Perl Monger group PM++ I participate in at least 2 Perl Monger groups PM+ I go to Perl Monger reunions PM I am subscribed to a Perl Monger mailing list but I don't go to meetings PM! I don't need no stinkin' Perl Mongers
n usenet
o obfuscation
o++++ I won the OPC, I am BooK or Erudil o+++ I participated in the OPC, I posted obfuscations on PerlMonks that have over 20 in rep o++ I use a JAPH o+ I wrote a JAPH but it is so pathetic I never use it o Obfuscation is cool, I'm just not good at it o! I HATE obfuscation
CO conferences
C++++ I am Nat Torkington, Kevin Lenzo, Leon Brocard or Damian Conway C+++ I have won a prize at TPC or YAPC (but I am NOT Damian Conway) C++ I have given tutorials at TPC or YAPC C+ I have given talks at TPC or YAPC C I have attended at least 3 TPC or YAPC C- I have attended at least once TPC or YAPC C-- I have never attended TPC or YAPC, my company won't let me go C--- I have never attended TPC or YAPC, and I have no desire to ever do so
G goof
G++++ I am Damian Conway or Michael Schwern G+++ I have a Camel tatoo somewhere on my body G++ I write programs that are valid in at least 2 languages including Perl G+ I write Perl Poetry
Other Languages
LC C
LCC C++
LJ Java
LP Python
LPO Postscript
LCO Cobol
LS Smalltalk
LL Lisp
LA Assembly
Operating System
u unix
B - BSD (use this unless your BSDish system is mentioned below) L - Linux V - SysV H - HPUX I - IRIX O - OSF/1 (aka Digital Unix) S - Sun OS/Solaris * - Some other one not listed
w windows
m mac
o other OS
A - Amiga E - BeOS
Editor
Ee emacs
Ev vi
Eo other
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Re: Perl Geek Code
by Dominus (Parson) on Dec 29, 2000 at 08:27 UTC | |
Re: Perl Geek Code
by Adam (Vicar) on Dec 29, 2000 at 07:19 UTC | |
by extremely (Priest) on Dec 29, 2000 at 10:04 UTC | |
Re: Perl Geek Code
by jynx (Priest) on Dec 29, 2000 at 04:10 UTC | |
Re: Perl Geek Code
by ichimunki (Priest) on Dec 29, 2000 at 04:10 UTC | |
by merlyn (Sage) on Dec 30, 2000 at 00:21 UTC | |
by KM (Priest) on Dec 30, 2000 at 00:07 UTC | |
by tye (Sage) on Dec 30, 2000 at 00:15 UTC | |
by BooK (Curate) on Jan 04, 2001 at 14:42 UTC | |
by KM (Priest) on Dec 30, 2000 at 00:24 UTC | |
by BooK (Curate) on Jan 04, 2001 at 14:23 UTC | |
Re: Perl Geek Code
by KM (Priest) on Dec 29, 2000 at 23:48 UTC | |
Re: Perl Geek Code
by chromatic (Archbishop) on Jan 01, 2001 at 03:15 UTC | |
Re: Perl Geek Code
by chipmunk (Parson) on Jan 05, 2001 at 23:50 UTC | |
by mirod (Canon) on Jan 06, 2001 at 00:22 UTC | |
Re: Perl Geek Code
by chipmunk (Parson) on Jan 03, 2001 at 23:39 UTC | |
Re: Perl Geek Code
by Anonymous Monk on Dec 30, 2000 at 17:21 UTC |
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