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#PERL Program to Propose a girl. add modules as per your wish package main; use STD.pm use ISD.pm use PCO.pm use Love.pm use constant CUTE => beautiful_girl_or_ladies; goto all_colleges_and_universities; $ladies = chomp(<STDIN>); if ( $ladies eq Cute ) { $cute_girls_count ++; } while ( !$reply ) { print HEART "I LOVE YOU"; $reply = chomp(<STDIN>); } if ( $reply !~ /I LOVE YOU/i ) { goto all_colleges_and_universities; } else { $lovers_list{$ladies} = 'my_lover'; goto restaurant; } restaurant: { $food++; $smile++; $guy_money->pay = $lover_money->get; goto all_colleges_and_universities; } if ( $time eq '02.30pm' ) { goto cinema; } cinema: { $watch++; if ( $intermission ) { $coke ++; $popcorn ++; $ice_cream++; $guiness ++; # Europe special. Varies depends upon country } } if ( $time eq '06.00pm' ) { goto park; } park: { for ( $time = '06.00pm'; $time <= '08.30pm'; $time += 0.0001 ) { $kiss ++; # I can tell only that, it is upto the reader to us +e any varaibles ;). } } goto home; if ( $time eq '09.30pm' ) { goto pub; } pub: { $friends ++; $party ++; $booze ++; $smoke ++; if ( $pub->close() ) { $pay->bill(); $come->out(); } if ( $highly->intoxicated ) { goto friendsroom; } else { $sweetpan ++; $polo ++; goto home; } } friendsroom: { goto sleep; } home: { if( $mom->shouts() ) { $reasonfiltered = ( $combinedstudy || $projectwork || $friends +bday ); $say->reason(); } if( $dad->shouts() ) { $shut->yourmouth(); } $call->lover(); if( $phone->voice eq ( $lover_dad->voice() || $lover_mom->voice( +)) ) { $hang ++; } else if( $phone->voice() eq $lover->voice() ) { for( $time = '12:30' ; $time <= '1.30'; $time += 0.001 ) { $say->ILuvU() ; $reply = chomp(<STDIN>); } } goto sleep; } sleep: { $dream = 'love'; }

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