in reply to Don't panic! (Hitch hikers' facility)

That's a nice program. I was confused for a while because no matter what I typed in at the command line, it printed out the geek code. For a moment I thought that was the joke.

A line like $topic = $ARGV[0] ? shift @ARGV : 'perl'; would give it nice command line functionality. Then I could include it in shell scripts and the like :)

I didn't believe in evil until I dated it.