Although it doesn't do anything, the poem does compile and run. Many thanks to
Vortacist for inspiration.
#!/usr/bin/perl
join $me,
my $gorgeous,
and listen $carefully, $please;
eval { the circumstances } and
warn $me if not $comfortable;
for ($i; "understand";
"but please, let us" ) {
lock our $lips,
and link $us, $together;
grep $me, $now, if $ready, and "i shall be happy";
unlink our $reservations
and do { $me, $passionately, }
until $at, last, our $desires_are_satisfied };
sleep $happily, my $dear_one;
for (our $experiences_have_been_wonderful,
and our $time_together_will ;;)
{ last }