When I'm in my backyard on my patio I used to love being able to sky watch and see the stars, but then the damn city people put streetlights along my highway after more houses were built around me, and now the additional light pretty much drowns out the sky even on a clear night. #LightPolutionSucks
When I'm out camping I'm happy just not to see eyes glowing in the dark.
And if I'm thumbing my way into North Caroline, I just stare up the road and pray to God I see headlights. :-)
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