Re^2: Unexplained benchmark when using chop vs. chomp (or neither)

[stevieb]

Will OP posting the "three Perl alternatives" help you write code for them?

Why don't you present a solution; that is what this place is about.

I admit that I comprehend your attention-getting now, but don't you get sick of being shunned, spit and shit on all the time?

Seriously; my brother just called me the other day. He's been a troll for many years across mostly sports forums. Nonetheless, he told me "Steve, I'm angry all the time. I just interject in ways that attempt to antagonize people. I need to stop."

Can you stop, or at least start to "pretend" to speak in a way where your rhetoric appears like you're not just a political advisor?

If you do get off on "trolling", have the balls to say it. If not, please let us know what 1992 product you still service, along with how you "consult" and "advise" software companies.