in reply to Seeking a good punchline
"No, so I can't replace /your lighter/"
"Depends on the case <PAUSE> I know, I know. I can be insensitive"
1001 hashes walk into a bar, the bartender says, "Sorry fellas, I can't serve your kind beer."
The hashes respond, "We don't want beer...just a slice."
Update: from an anonymonk friend: "No, but I'll give you $1"