$STrRedWolf{"species"}=$human{"male"} || $DrygerSkunk{"Polymorphic"};
$STrRedWolf{"intrests"}=("Perl hacking","furry|anthropomprohic artwork
+",
        $TeamFortress2);
$STrRedWolf{"Unit No"}=496
    unless(&there_is_no_lumber_cartel());
$STrRedWolf{"homepage"}="[http://strredwolf.furrynet.com]";
$Slirp{"Des‎crip‎tion"}="PPP/SLIP emulator for Unix";
$Slirp{"Maintainer"}=$STrRedWolf;
$Slirp{"URL"}="[http://slirp.sourceforge.net]";
$$DrygerSkunk{"Species"}{"Creator"}=$STrRedWolf;
$$DrygerSkunk{"Species"}{"URL"}=$STrRedWolf{"homepage"};
$Stalag99{"URL"}="[http://www.stalag99.net]";
$Stalag99{"Author"}=$STrRedWolf;

$image{"des‎crip‎tion"} = (
    'That's one of my characters, WolfSkunk RedWolf,',
    'mostly from my scifi stories and comic strip.',
    'The breasts are for show, being natually able',
    'to be inflated (with anything, I might add).',
    'Shi is fairly muscular, so handling the added',
    'bulk is no problem -- just comes with the job.',
    "\n",
    'BTW - The image is copyright 2000 to 2009 Kelly Price',
    '(that's me) and is freely distributable');
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Stalag '99 strip, appeared Jan 3rd, 2001. Yes, it's bad Perl, no square brackets.

WolfSkunk Software

wsproxy The WolfSkunk Caching/Banning Web Proxy.
Anything a light-weight Everything clone
Stalag '99 comic compiler An exersize with ImageMagick
wsradio Downstream resampling proxy
RedWolf MonkChatter My "lightweight" Chatterbox client. Light weight as it doesn't need an XML module.

MonkRef

Wired News answers "All your Base Belongs to us" DIE! DIE!
Google Usenet search: "Exodus" in news.admin.net-abuse.email

MonkSpeak

tye notes that "digital cable" has compression artifacts that half-blind monkey would notice in his sleep.