Re: Test Shows 99.99% of High School Seniors Can't Read Perl

[Maclir]

And statistics show 100% of all smokers will die too. :)

[Preceptor]

71.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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It's not pessimism if there is a worse option, it's not paranoia when they are and it's not cynicism when you're right.

[smitz]

85% of people didn't know that.

[Anonymous Monk]

Every 13.5 seconds someone in america suffers a severe head injury. Boy, am I glad I'm not that guy!

[jordanh]

Every 13.5 seconds someone in america suffers a severe head injury. Boy, am I glad I'm not that guy!

Are you sure you're not that guy? You know, if you were that guy, you wouldn't remember.

[ysth]

Some of them are gals, though head injury is largely a guy thing.

Did you know that having a head injury greatly increases your chances of having another head injury?

[Popcorn Dave]

And the other 34.52% are wrong...

There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling now.

[tbone1]

And fifteen of every dozen Americans have trouble with fractions.

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tbone1
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

[Maclir]

Actually, there are 10 types of people in the world; those that understand binary notation, and those that don't.

[jdtoronto]

So why only three kinds of mathematician? Those who can add and those who can't?

jdtoronto

[Mr. Muskrat]

Ah, yes!
But what they don't want you to know is that 100% of non-smokers will die as well! ;)

[spacewarp]

100% of all people who eat carrots die.

[mt2k]

In that case, I shall make sure not to eat any carrots. Then I should have a -100% chance of dying. :)