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One I've gotten a few times:

by LAI (Hermit)
on Oct 15, 2002 at 23:19 UTC ( #205560=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to My favorite lie is...

"We're getting some R&D funding soon. Don't worry, you'll be back on staff in a couple of weeks."

Damn, I'm too young to have gotten laid off so often.


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Re: One I've gotten a few times:
by signal9 (Pilgrim) on Oct 16, 2002 at 14:13 UTC
    I like to give management one back and say, "Development is right on schedule and yes, your project is of the highest priority."

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