Programmer & musician.
This started off as a suggestion about a 'welcome' section, but turned into a fully fledged spoof. Hope you like it.
The wind blew the wrong way
Leaves on the line
The wrong kind of snow
Yes, but I didn't inhale
Categorically, er, no. Unless I was drunk at the time
The lines of Venus were in the wrong juxtaposition
No-one needs more than 640K of RAM
The dog ate my homework
It's my first day
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