Tribute to Red Green

[grep]

package Women;

sub AUTOLOAD {
    return you_handy();
}

sub you_handsome { return 'found' }
sub you_handy { return 'found' }

"The Red Green Show";

grep

Mynd you, mønk bites Kan be pretti nasti...

[kutsu]

I have two, I like the second better:


my $man = "yes";
print "I can change, I guess" if $man = "yes";




my $tool = "duct tape";
my $job = "any";
if ($job = "any"){
use $tool;
}

This is my first poem, but I had to post for Red Green, I love that show




"Pain is weakness leaving the body, I find myself in pain everyday" -me

[gilbert0]

hi, I dont want to ruin the content of you poem, but shouldn't that be :


print "I can change, I guess" if $man eq "yes";


and:


if ($job eq "any"){
use $tool;
}

[kutsu]

Oops, I was tired when I posted that, so I guess I missed it




"Pain is weakness leaving the body, I find myself in pain everyday" -me

[tedrek]

And the OO version :)

#Bow your heads for the mens prayer
$I->{m} = a man;
but($I->can('change')) if 
    ($I->have_to() && $I->guess());

[kutsu]

Yah, on WILL, Red Green's Duct Tape Forever on June 7 at 9:30 CST.

"Pain is weakness leaving the body, I find myself in pain everyday" -me