Has anyone considered that Elvish people might have evolved into Perl programmers?
Yeah, each time I see a program without use strict, use warnings and without checking the return value of open, I think must have been an elf. After all elves are immortal, so they can afford to be careless. For all others, life's too short.
Elves are smelly characters. They have no use except satisfying the need of AD&D munchkin players.
Abigail the Dwarf.